(From My Journal when I only had 7 small kids and a house with 14 rooms to clean!)
Managing house for a big family is not an easy task! Losing the baby fat is something we would rather not talk about. Let's talk. I want to tell you about a weight loss and house cleaning experiment I learned about after the birth of my 7th child. I always gain two things with every baby - 40 pounds and an even MESSIER house. I'm not alone.
I know that this may seem like an odd, but I believe that the answer to perfect housekeeping is also the answer to losing the extra pounds! That's why I call this method "The Clean House Diet"!
Here's the KEY: Just do what comes naturally – to someone else.
You have to think like the "naturally" skinny girl with a "naturally" clean house.
Okay, Okay, you think this woman doesn't have any babies, and certainly not 5 or 10 of them... but honestly the clean house diet works for anyone. The Skinny Girl knows how to stay fit naturally, what’s her secret? The Tidy Girl with the clean house, seems to be a natural too.
What do they know that you don’t? I bet Skinny Girl learned to say “pass the carrots” when she was two, and Tidy Girl never had to be told to clean up her toys. Is it too late for the rest of us to learn their tricks?
You see, the best way to lose the extra pounds is very simple! You just follow Skinny Girl everywhere she goes, and do exactly what she does. Eat only what she eats. No more, no less. In a matter of time you will also be a skinny girl, unless you are a guy, in that case you would not be a “skinny girl” you would be a weirdo and a stalker.
Managing house for a big family is not an easy task! Losing the baby fat is something we would rather not talk about. Let's talk. I want to tell you about a weight loss and house cleaning experiment I learned about after the birth of my 7th child. I always gain two things with every baby - 40 pounds and an even MESSIER house. I'm not alone.
I know that this may seem like an odd, but I believe that the answer to perfect housekeeping is also the answer to losing the extra pounds! That's why I call this method "The Clean House Diet"!
Here's the KEY: Just do what comes naturally – to someone else.
You have to think like the "naturally" skinny girl with a "naturally" clean house.
Okay, Okay, you think this woman doesn't have any babies, and certainly not 5 or 10 of them... but honestly the clean house diet works for anyone. The Skinny Girl knows how to stay fit naturally, what’s her secret? The Tidy Girl with the clean house, seems to be a natural too.
What do they know that you don’t? I bet Skinny Girl learned to say “pass the carrots” when she was two, and Tidy Girl never had to be told to clean up her toys. Is it too late for the rest of us to learn their tricks?
You see, the best way to lose the extra pounds is very simple! You just follow Skinny Girl everywhere she goes, and do exactly what she does. Eat only what she eats. No more, no less. In a matter of time you will also be a skinny girl, unless you are a guy, in that case you would not be a “skinny girl” you would be a weirdo and a stalker.
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